CALL THE BITCHDOCTOR ON YOU
(Kurt Fortmeyer/Dave Isaacs)
Dad Zone Music ASCAP/Dave Isaacs Music SESAC
The atmosphere is perfect the lights are down low
But you open your mouth and the whine starts to flow
Don't nothing never suit you you're so hard to please
It's like you've afflicted with the negative disease
You yap and yap and flap your trap
One of these days I'm gonna snap
If you keep on doing the way that you do
I'm gonna call the bitchdoctor on you
She's got potions and powders relics and roots
Remedies for curing bad attitudes
And you don't want to know about that calico bone
If you persist in complaining I'll be picking up the phone
'Cause you yap and yap and flap your trap
One of these days I'm gonna snap
If you keep on doing the way that you do
I'm gonna call the bitchdoctor on you
Put a cork in it don't make a sound
If You can't shut up I'll have her shut you down
You yap and yap and flap your trap
One of these days I'm gonna snap
If you keep on doing the way that you do
I'm gonna call the bitchdoctor on you
I mean it this time
Call the bitchdoctor on you
I've got her on speed-dial
Call the bitchdoctor on you
Don't make me do it
Call the bitchdoctor on you
credits
from Ameraucana,
released June 9, 2017
Recorded by Pat Lassiter at River Front Recording in Madison, Tennessee
Produced by Pat Lassiter and Kurt Fortmeyer
Executive Producer: Red Wigglers
Kurt Fortmeyer - vocals, harmonica, trombone, whistling
Tim Galloway - banjo
Mike Holmes - piano
Pat Lassiter - bass
Will Ellis - drums, tambourine
Kathy Hussey - backing vocals
Dan Schaefer - backing vocals
Trey is one of my favorite songwriters, and the pickers he gathered together for this project take a bluegrass backseat to nobody...plus he cut one of my songs (but I'm not the least bit biased). Kurt Fortmeyer
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